Young Man Upset Hoe doesn’t have Pimp’s Money
By MaximumTacolord

A young man trying to enjoy a sandwich at a local deli was disturbed as a prostitute entering from the streets was quickly engaged in an argument by her pimp. “The altercation grew very loud, quite quickly,” said the young man. “The hoe was late with her pimp’s money, but she claimed she didn’t have it. But if a bitch has the money and time to get a sandwich, the bitch should already have his money!”

“All I wanted to do was enjoy a quiet afternoon with my children in the company of striving entrepreneurs trying to make a difference in our community,” said a local business woman. “Like the pimps. But those freeloading hoes just keep ruining the atmosphere for everyone. I don’t want my children picking up any ideas from those lazy hoes, if you want to succeed; you better have your pimp’s money!”

“It’s shit like this that keeps hard working artists like myself hungry,” said hungry pimp, who was forced to “go upside da bitch’s head” and still didn’t get his money. “We’re struggling to get off the streets by keeping these hoes on the streets and what do they do, get a sandwich. If she wants to eat, why not get a John to feed her? That’s two thanksgiving turkeys with one stone!”

Two weeks later, the prostitute was found dead. Her arms have yet to be found.