Fairies, I don’t like them.

Back in the days when diarrhea
meant you were going to die, a fairy
would turn into a horse to lure
riders, afterwards they’d dump the
human off in a lake just to fuck with
them. If you drowned it was
even funnier.

But today I saw a catgirl, totally in lordosis,
with her tail flipping around to say, “Come here.”
Who am I deny her carnal whims? But
when I tried to ride her, she scampered
under a car. I went under to investigate.
But found nothing and when I stood
my cloths were dirty and a fairy was in the air
laughing at me.

Fairies are such fucking assholes.