Dumped

by on July 23, 2015 at 6:59 am
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Today’s comic is about getting dumped!

I’ve been trying to learn illustrator. Yesterday’s comic was made with it. I don’t know why, but everything ends up feeling blurry. Does trying to be funny and drawing stuff when you aren’t good at drawing make you drunk? Because it feels drunk.

In other news, I’m kind of addicted to Card Wars. If only the game didn’t have such stupid freemium junk in it. It really brings down the quality of the game.

As always, updates will continue to be at 8 AM central time everyday on the comic page

SLIDE!

by on July 21, 2015 at 2:19 pm
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Today’s comic is about slides!

Fight Club, where are they now? Mostly in jail or working dead end jobs again. Only now they’re much older. So much older. Poor elderly space monkeys.

Apparently a Fight Club Two comic book came out. I don’t trust Chuck Palahniuk to not turn it into a gore filled, shock fest. Anyone who tried to read the first two chapters of Haunted clearly knows what I’m talking about. Anyway who read past that is disturbed and has no idea what I’m talking about.

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Religion!

by on July 17, 2015 at 11:06 am
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Today’s comic is about Religion!

I wish God would modernize and realize an updated Bible. Modern language, translations for every language, commentary and frequently asked question would also be included. A digital version would be helpful. So you could listen to the book on tape as read by a legit Angel or something. I’m not saying God has to read it himself, but someone who isn’t a human would be ideal.

Oh, the Bible would also be downloaded directly into people’s heads. If God can give people the ability to know entire languages, it seems pretty easy to just put a book in there. It’s like a language, but a little more organized.

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Causal Gaming

by on July 15, 2015 at 2:51 pm
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Today’s comic is about gamer rage!

At what point did winning video games become the most important thing about video games? Also, why do people who play video games all day consider themselves pro when they are clearly not making any money at the game? Our society is getting some mighty strange delusions of grandeur.

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