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Why is there a tacolord.com?

This site has a huge history behind it. But I won’t get into that because that history changes based on when I look back onto it. History is just someone trying to excuse how they feel today with events that probably never existed.

Currently, the site acts as a celebration of our small victory over reality. A victory that will be forgotten because there is little reason for a greater power to exploit it for their own personal gain. This is a victory in itself, in a way.

Who am I?

I’m professionally awesome. When businesses wonder how they can be more awesome, they consult with me. One time, I worked with an entire nation. Maybe you heard of it, they went by the name of Atlantis. They don’t return your calls anymore because they’re that awesome. If you really want to find the lost city, you got to get with it, because we don’t want a bunch of yuppies coming in and making everything really expensive. Yuppies are not with it. You know who else isn’t with it, George Lucas. That’s why Indian Jones had to find Atlantis in a video game, instead of in a movie.

Dr. Jones gets it. So much that I don't even have to put "it" in italics.

Other Stuff

I have a BA in psychology and philosophy. I've won awards at various points in my life. Some of them are pretty badass.

I also like pancakes.

Ahh, my carefree days as a hobo.