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If you’re here, it probably means you need a lot of help or want to kill some time. I’d suggest reading everything here; afterwards, you should make a shrine to the Tacolord and offer onto him lesbian porn. Enjoy improving the world, later people.

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Note and Disclaimer: By further messing up your life based on your reaction to my advice is in no way my fault. You are taking responsibility for your own life by willingly reading what others comment on it. Don’t suddenly become an idiot (well, more of one) and try passing the blame for what you do on me. As long as you don’t oppress yourself or others, things should only have better results from here. Of course, anything you do that is awesome, I’ll totally take credit for and probably already have. You're welcome for the show, Mr. Colbert.