EDDIE AND MATT HOMEPAGE!
Y Herlo Dar! I'm Matt!
And I'm Eddie!
We're Matt and Eddie!
I'm pretty sure the website, has my name first!
Shut the Face!
Hey...
Hey, why don't you drink a warm glass of shut the damn
hell up! I rule you!
12/21/04 - We are so awesome, we made Richard give
us space for our website. Now everyone will see true website maker masters!
Our homepage is the greatest! Far greater then anything at tacolord.com, expect
for us because we're also on tacolord.com. So with the exception of us, tacolord.com
is not greater then our website, it is we who are greater! Even with us, tacolord.com
is only equal to us, and only on that one page!
FRIENDPASTE!
This is the beginning of a new world order, for now I have a chance to use the power of the internet to enlighten millions of my quest to find the Snow Princess. She is a woman of great beauty and wisdom; she appears only in winter to dance in the snow barefoot. This man may have information; integrate him should you find him, by any means necessary. Even by electric nipple pillars!
Harharhar! I found someone hotter then the snow princess!
I want the people to know, that I shall help expand the elven empire into the realms of man! In the empire, there will be no need for roads! Roads only block the nomadic journeys of travelers with cars trying to run them over. You can’t walk if you have no legs. Do you realize how much earth is run over each day by cars? Not only that, but SUVs are totally sucking up all the world's oil and fill up the parking lots with stupid soccer moms. I fucking hate soccer moms, because they’re so fat! Also, we need oil, what else will porn stars rub themselves down with? At the center of the empire, shall be a throne of trees and vines, atop it shall sit the queen of the elves! And she shall cut down those of the fat!
Look at my car, it goes Veerrrrrooom. How about it Snow Princess, want to go for a ride? I used to race back here in high school with my super model girl friend!
When the car's tires
Rotate, they will create the
Sound of Veerroom
CLOUD STRIFE IS THE BEST OF ALL FINAL FANTASY AND I <3 TIFA!
HOLY CRAP!
Mooninites unite!
Lock in!
No one can defeat the quad-laser!
It is over now!
The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping!
Jumping...is useless!
Super Cool A Number One Links!
Forums - I spend hours a day on this site! HOURS AND HOURS!
Porn - I spend more time here then I do on the forums and sleeping, which is really impressive when you consider how much time I spend on the forums!
Eddie.com - The unification of all Eddies, everywhere, forever. For Great Justice. Perfect.
What's Happening To... Can you guess what is happening to me? No one knows!