Peaches & Cream

     Perhaps the greatest mystery to plague mankind since: Where did the other sock go? Why is it peaches, our furry little fruit, must forever be with its companion, cream, the very bane of society? I could not accept the answers given to me, which were none. So I busted out the net and went to find out the answers to PnC.
     First off, what's the deal with all the porn it brings up? I realize I've fell out of the loop lately, but I was to assume women screamed about that God guy still. Granted, most people just call him Jehovah or at least mention his kid, which just sounds like some sort of trailer park soap opera. Imagine screaming out the name of your son with his dad? Freudian man...

Jesus the guy that "died for our sins" and because of this chicks everywhere totally dig him. I know some girls like ropes and such, but crucifixion? Man, it's really hard for a Buddhist to get a girl these days.

Of course there is always that Darwin dude, I myself have been known to scream his name from time to time. Doesn't he kind of resemble Santa?

Santa Claus is a trademark of the Coke, using him without proper rights will result in busted caps.	You know, Freud also looks a bit like Santa, I'd hate to see what he'd give me for X-mas.

I mean come on, Darwin discovered that nature has that whole evolving thing; if it wasn't for him we wouldn't have Pokémon! That and he looks like Saint Nick, think of all the loot! Hell, I'm feeling kind of horny just thinking about Santa. Chicks dig old guys with cash, I can't explain it, another mystery I have no answer for.

A world without pikachu, that isn't a world I'd like to live in. Christina Le, you rock as well!

I’ve never even been to this place, that is how amazing it is. Just looking at their banner alone made me poop someone else’s pants! They have EVERYTHING to make me one of the shallow pretty people. From skin to hair care. Let's show some of the demos of their products!

I'm not sure what she's doing but it must be done in the dark. Just like back at Jesuit Camp… suddenly I feel very sad.	I don't know what she's doing or what she bought, but I think I'm going to get some, in fact, I'll get two!

Although you'll be much prettier, you'll experience an inability to open your eyes for some time. You're just that sexy! All the blurrness around the picture is just you getting sexier!

Wow this is hard work, isn't it? I bet you're drained, so let's take a break and look at Folk/Goth singer Voltaire. The picture used to be of kittie, but I got tired of their angry brooding. Who do you think you are, the queen of blades!

He sure looks a lot less Goth and a lot more 18th century in his picture. I guess he hit the peach spa before taking it, that place must really take the years off.

Southern clothing at its best, bringing little kids the threads they need to get picked on at school. Featuring all the great names no one has ever heard of, kind of like the stuff I used to wear as a kid. Seriously, what is a "Chicken Noodle?" Another thing, why would I want to wear one? As if I didn't look skinny enough, now you're putting noodles on me. I bet they aren't even the A-#1 Korean noodles we've all grown to love. This site just gives Peaches'N Cream a bad name, to think how much effort the porno people put out (hahaha, get it, put out) to build up the name (hehehe, build up).

Finally peaches'N cream seems to be a method of inspiration! This German band is completely unknown to me. On account of their site being in German and I have never heard a single song by them. But this should not be a deterrent for you to check it out! But I'm sure they're no voltaire, which means they don’t have the brave story of overcoming their Goth.

Well we didn't answer why Peaches hangs out with cream. Maybe it just wasn't meet to be. Whatever the reason, these guys will never be torn apart. Even in the darkest days they will stick it out and somehow manage to keep things together. Unless cream decides to start dating, nothing can break up a 1000 year old friendship faster than a chick.