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What is a poem? A poem is like any other artistic expression, an attempt to display an image that vaguely presents itself to the artist. However, no matter how hard you try, the poem never seems to come out perfectly. Perhaps this is the limitation of art, there is no finished art work. Even if the artist did finish, eventually that person will grow away from it and all that will be represented is an empty spot in time.
   
With art, we are able to view things from new angles and at different distances. The girl you’ve always thought to be an angel, was in fact just another woman. Only whenever you looked at her, you stooped down first so that she would appear to be higher than everyone else.

This is the power of art, the power to poop through another man's rectum.

Tea
I set the record straight regarding old fashioned tea! And Mel Gibson.

Nomad
I swoon over the Nomad lifestyle. Why aren’t nomads as popular as pirates? Both are notorious for having trouble staying in one place!

Have the Night Elves forgotten?
A tribute poem to the Night Elves from Warcraft.

Richard Rhino
A story about how I’m like the Rhino.

Another Untitled Boob Poem
An untitled poem about an unnamed girl's boob.

Fairies, I don’t like them.
Fairies are DICKS

Ballad of Wrinkles
Getting the old people some action