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The world longs to see Cera’s awkward heart crushed and perhaps drink his tears?

April 6, 2010
By MaximumTacolord

Philosophy graduate Richard Meyer celebrates his year and a half of unemployment with crippling depression and thoughts of how it happened.
Monday, November 18, 2008
By MaximumTacolord
Edited By Jimmy McCarthy

Rachel Ray has endorsed a candidate and immediately that candidate's popularity surges a shocking amount. The power of Rachel Ray has some frightened about the state of American politics.
(In Script Format)
Saturday, October 18, 2008
By MaximumTacolord

A hoe ruins the dinning experience of several local patrons with her inability to get her pimp’s money.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008
By MaximumTacolord

Derrick is considering breaking up with his girlfriend unless she prepares for the coming zombie apocalypse and admits “Zombies Ate my Neighbors” is better than “Dead Rising.”
Sunday, August 31, 2008
By MaximumTacolord

The media is quick to report on the deeds of heroes when they involve slaughtering evil minions by the thousands and sheathing a sword into a maiden, but when the stopper exits the bottle and heroes will do anything for a potion, where does the spotlight turn?
Sunday, August 24, 2008
By MaximumTacolord

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