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     Fine chiseled abs, I know you want them because you think Japanese school girls love them so much. That’s inauthentic and you’re a tool, this is why everyone hates you, especially me. Besides, I haven't a clue on how to get them, do some sit ups or something. These sports aren’t about getting awesome abs like me, they’re about being awesome. That’s even more important!

Porn Star Rumble
Any game is better when done against porn stars.

Calvin Ball
The classic game played by a boy and his tiger.

Sky Scraper Jumping!
(In progress)

Silly Walks
(Delayed indefinitely)