The llama saiyans began about twenty years ago. When a group of saiyans from the planet Vegeta paid a visit to the earth. After discovering the earthly delights of alcohol the saiyans lost their memory of the next few hours, but they woke up in a llama patch. After realizing the errors of their ways, the saiyans flew away and were never seen again.

The llamas awake scared and confused, since they had a little too much of the earthly delight as well.

Just then, a group of scientists took advantage of their confused state and captured them all and took them to their lab.

The scientists did the regular array of tests to the llamas: Such as make-up, hair spray, and other womanly things. Soon the llamas gave birth to their llama saiyans and the scientists tried to make them dance.

The mothers went into a berserker like fury and attacked the scientists, but the llama mommas were no match against the sharp sticks and electric pokers of science and were quickly pushed back.

The babies seeing this were so enraged they transformed into UBER LLAMA SAIYANS! With their massive power they easily defeated the scientists, each punch would make them blow up into a cloud of geek gas. The scientists, being nerdy and all, had little chance of winning, so they unleashed their biologically enhanced super ninja!



The ninja charged the llamas but the ninja weren't prepared for the llama's advanced styles of attacks. The ninja attempted to blast them with energy waves, but all the ninja were turned into cookies by the llamas and were eaten by the jaintor, who at the time was very hungry. When the llama saiyans thought they had won, the boss ninja came out. This boss ninja was:

      He was super big and stuff, this guy was all like, I'm Wolverine, look at me go ROAR and do this thing with my hands! His hands were covered in blood because of the thing. His own blood! Isn't that gross? This would definitely freak me out, but not a llama, llamas are even more awesome than me and I'm super awesome. The llamas were very lassitude (that means they were sleepy, it was well past naptime for the new borns) though. They could hardly keep up their transformed state, but they charged the boss ninja and started numerous combos and ten strings of kicks and llama punches!
      But it was to no avail, the super ninja master dude blocked every blow (he studied the frame date before the fight, what a hacker) and began his super ending limit break. "MASSIVE SWEET NUCLEAR ENERGY BOOM!!"

Fear Teh Might, of teh mighty mighty, might thing! Ahhhhhh! X 3 = RAHHH!!!11!

Llamas in Fussed state.

The llamas would not be beaten, they had birthday parties to attend in the afternoon, so they all started to dance, not river dance, but the dance of FUSSION! Before the Massive sweet whatcha'macall it could be finished (the time bar hadn't reached the end yet) the Uber Llama Saiyans merged into one, transforming them into Uber Llama Saiyan Level 7! Causing all color to disappear! With their massive power, the Uber Llama Saiyan Level 7 reflected the limit break and flicked the ninja in the noise causing him to cry like a little llama baby! The llamas lived happily for, like, a few days. But man, those days were sweet. This ends the story of this story of the Uber Llama Saiyans, for now at least.

A llama's gotta itch, where a llama's gotta itch.

This man is one of those suspected to have been with the llamas during one of their well known llama benders. Just remember, no matter how sexy he was in "Manos Hands of Fate," you do NOT want to sleep with this guy. He has more llama AIDS than anyone else in known history. Known history is a pretty long time when you think about it, especially when you consider the fact that there is only one known case of llama AIDS!