Hello.

I'm trying Google Ad Sense again. I think I have all the cookies turned off, but who knows with Google. Like anyone with a website, I one day dream to make a living in my underwear. Or at least enough to pay for the bandwidth and other website related bills. But I'm not about to subject my fans' privacy to do it.

I currently don’t have much in the works besides the daily comic. I’ll try to get another page created soon though. I have a few ideas, but I haven't started on them yet.

Later!

Alright, another new page is up. This one is about a death tax. I think it’ll catch on pretty quick. I made the page rather quickly, as it was a creativity exercise to start making more pages, faster. I'll try for another when I have some time to kill.

I made a sad discovery today, I put “totally” in the google image search with the filter turned off and I got more porn regarding “Totally Spies” than actual "Totally Spies" images. That’s freakin’ weird. I also got a lot of other porn. Yea, internet, maybe you have too much porn. I think it’s time for an intervention.

Tacolord

I live near the capitol building and there were so many parking spaces today, turns out the government didn't have to go to work today. Hooray! I still have to work though, because I'm poor.

Today's comic is pretty awesome. In fact, most of the comics are. But today is more awesome than usual.

If you haven't noticed yet, there is a new page up, a biography about the father of America. Be inspired and father your own country!

I’m currently trying to think up a new page idea. After watching South Park’s "the f-word," I feel like I should be doing way more. "F-word" is probably the best South Park since "You got served" and you should watch it. Times like this make me wish I had a writing staff or at least a second writer.

Later guys and females! She-males, you don't need to leave. Oh-yea!

I’ve been doing daily updates for almost a year now, minus two gaps when I couldn’t update. I can’t believe it. I’m already at 500 comics. Two years ago, I had no idea when that would happen and I could be at 1000 in another year. I know some of them aren’t that great, I mean, writing a comic a day is difficult when you have a normal job and some of them were done at midnight or later. But still, pretty badass!

I need to do more page updates. Quest for Med turned out great and I want to do one page a week at some point soon. I’m considering moving the blogs to a new page and getting weekly updates from those as well. But that is low priority at the moment.

I’ve totally neglected the rejected and philosophy pages. Poor little guys. Also, this news page is pretty empty as well lately.

Later.

New page up, Quest for Mediocrity, it's now the top link on the right nav-bar under "Recent Pages." It’s an existential parody of a beloved game from my childhood. Enjoy!

Taco

I made this audio guide to picking up chicks during the Zombie attack. Give it a listen.

I didn't like today's comic, so I uploaded a second one.

The News page doesn’t get much love these days, does it?

There is a new page up, Daycare Mercenary. It is now housed in the Den of Llamas and temporarily under recent pages (until it is no longer recent). Enroll your child today!

The blogs have had some updates in the last few weeks, Doom updated his today. I hear tell of Jimmy considering a blog. No clue if he’ll do it though and Neutral Taco is talking to me about a webpage idea. It’s a little rough at the moment.

Man, I have over 400 comics now. How did that happen?

Hello everyone,

I’ve been really busy with a lot of stuff and I’m trying to manage my time to involve more work with the website but it is very difficult at the moment. Some of the daily comics have been uploaded on time by the skin of my teeth and I know it’s negatively impacting them, so I’m trying to work on this.

I’ve uploaded a new philosophy article if you’re into that kind of thing and the three blogs all have new posts in them. All that stuff is on the right nav bar, so enjoy.

More when it happens.

Hello everybody!

It feels like only yesterday that it was so cold, I could die. Now, it is so hot outside that I’m drinking gallon jugs of water by the day.

On to real news! Only one comic was uploaded today, I’ve spent the last few days working on finishing a book and now I’m doing research on agents. After I submit to a few agents (awkward choice of words), I’m going to work on a bigger update.

Later!

Two comics today, enjoy.

It took a month, but I'm back! I've uploaded some new comics and daily updates are resuming once again. I'll try to do more updates than usual for the next few weeks to try and make up for all the downtime.

Nothing else to report, I’m way beyond in everything and it’s time to get caught up!

Temporary Hiatus

Sorry about this everyone, but I’ll have limited internet/computer access for the next month or so. As such, I probably won’t be able to update the website. I’ll try to regain access as soon as possible and return to updating the site regularly.

Thanks for your understanding,

Tacolord

Shhhh, this update isn't really here.

Move along.

Taco