Uber Llama Saiyans

Uber Llama Saiyans!

The llama saiyans began about twenty years ago after a group of saiyans from the planet Vegeta paid a visit to earth. Having discovered the earthly delights of alcohol, the saiyans lost their memory of the next few hours. When they woke in a llama patch they realized the errors of their ways and flew away to never be seen again.

The llamas awoke scared and confused, since they had a little too much of the earthly delight as well.

Typical Llama Saiyan

Just then, a group of scientists took advantage of their confused state and captured them for labortary testing!

The scientists did the regular array of tests: make-up, hair spray, and other female beauty products that could never satisfy a woman’s makeover lust. Soon the llamas gave birth to their llama saiyans and the scientists tried to make them dance.

The mothers went into a berserker fury and attacked the scientists, but the llama mommas were no match against the sharp sticks and electric pokers of science and were quickly pushed back.

The babies seeing this were so enraged they transformed into UBER LLAMA SAIYANS! With their massive power they easily defeated the scientists, each punch would make them blow up into a cloud of geek gas. The scientists had little chance to win a fight because they were nerds! So they unleashed their cybord super ninja!

The ninja charged the llamas but weren’t prepared for the llamas’ advanced styles of attacks. The ninja attempted to blast them with energy waves, but all the ninja were turned into cookies by the llamas. The cookies were all eaten by the jaintor, who at the time was very hungry. When the llama saiyans thought they had won, the boss ninja came out. This boss ninja was this guy!

He was super big and all like, I’m Wolverine! Watch me growl and do this thing with my hands! His hands were covered in blood because of the thing with his hands. His own blood! Isn’t that gross? This would definitely freak me out, but not a llama. Llamas are even more awesome than me and I’m super awesome. The llamas were very lassitude (that means they were sleepy, it was well past naptime for the new borns) though. They could hardly keep up their transformed state, but they charged the boss ninja and started numerous combos and ten strings of kicks and llama punches!

But it was to no avail, the super-ninja-master-dude blocked every blow (he studied the frame date before the fight, what a hacker). Wolverine began his final limit break,”MASSIVE-SWEET-NUCLEAR-ENERGY-BOOM!!”

The llamas would not be beaten, they had their birthday parties to attend in the afternoon. So they all started to dance, not river dance, but the dance of FUSION! Before the Massive Sweet Whatcha’macall it could be finished (the time bar hadn’t reached the end yet) the Uber Llama Saiyans merged into one, transforming them into Uber Llama Saiyan Level 7! Causing all color to disappear!

With their massive power, the Uber Llama Saiyan Level 7 reflected the limit break and flicked the ninja in the noise causing him to cry like a little llama baby! The llamas lived happily for several days. But man, those days were sweet.

This ends the story of the Uber Llama Saiyans, for now at least.

A llama’s gotta itch, where a llama’s gotta itch.